Time To Laugh ! When Grandma Goes To Court.

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prapared for the answer.

In a trial,a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,a grandmotherly,elderly woman to the stand.He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs.Jones,do you know me?” She responded, ‘Why,yes, I do know you, Mr.Williams. I have known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you have been a big disappointment to me. Yo lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you will never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawer was stunned.Not knowing what else to do,he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. jones,do you know the defense attorney?’

She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I have known Mr. Bradley since he was a younger, too. He is lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.He can not build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state, Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, ‘If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I will send you both to the electric chair.’

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2 responses to this post.

  1. She is my kind of grandma.
    My friend Dawn e-mailed the story to me.I had to share it with everybody.

    Reply

  2. I made a mistake.My daughter-in-law mailed the e-mail to me.

    Reply

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