As soon as I wake up,Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,when he is here,he takes up a lot of time and attention.
When he leaves,Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.He does not like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day,I am really tired and very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life ! Oh,yes,I am also flirting with Al Zymer; or whatever his name is.I forget ! And I am thinking of calling Jack Daniels,Jim Beam,Jose Quervo or Johnny Walker to come over and keep me company.
Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper…….the closer it gets to the end,the faster it goes.So have fun,think good thoughts only,learn to laugh at yourself,and count your blessings.
It is better to walk in the dark with friends than to walk in the light alone.
writingsfrom50pluslady 
Posted by writingsfrom50pluslady on May 14, 2011 at 6:29 pm
How do you like this funny post ?
Posted by Deborah on May 14, 2011 at 9:36 pm
I saw this on facebook, it was really funny and cute. I’ll have to pass this one on to my friends and family of facebook.
Posted by writingsfrom50pluslady on May 14, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Deborah,you go girl,pass it on.I am happy that you like it.